"There are far too many songs about love..."

Today, I am supporting bake sales, Shinobu, and going to Waffle House with old friends, 

assuming the latter actually happens tonight.

No one reads this.

I'm still on what some might call "the rack of love", except I have "too many cakes"? How does that one work? Dunno.

Also, no one read this.

So tomorrow is Valentine's Day/International Lets Not Fuck Rachel Day/Chocolate Milk Day.

Lars and I (I mean, Commodore Doiley and I, Chief Macaroni Executive) are meeting promptly at 9:00 AM to construct what will prove to be a truly magnificent Valentine for Chris.

Seeing as how I'm Chief Macaroni Executive, I'm going to make a macaroni art streetlight and a cat.

Then we will make a quick trip to McDonaland and drop it off at a BooksaMillion and tell them to either ring him to come get it, or just leave it there until he goes to work again. 

If he happens to be there, we will just suck it up and give it to him in person.

Then, for me, its off to beer/mojito time with Cassie-Loo,

with a possible side of gallon challenge of chocolate milk with Paul, Jordan, and Matt.

Who knows?

And then I have to pick up some baked goods later on in the evening. 

Guess what? No one reads this.

SHOW NEXT FRIDAY AT THE YARD, CREAM SODA JOE, DISREGARDABLES, AND STUFF.

Not that you nonreaders care. Just doing my part to support the local arts.

And all projects involving Jordan Velasco.

Even though I am trying to boycott Cubans.

But I am being overall supportive today, so why not?

NO ONE READS THIS

adios